Find something else to protest

Tenacious E
Evan Barker
Issue date: 12/6/06

The brouhaha surrounding Forrest Hall has gone too far.

I confess, originally, I predicted that the debate would be lukewarm and short-lived,
but I did not account for two factors: MTSU’s location in the South, and the
power of stupid people in large groups.

Be that as it may, it is high time we made something productive out of this
seething hate-fest. This debacle is silly for several reasons.

For one, the people that started the "Students Against Forrest Hall"
Facebook group reportedly decided to have a protest since apparently we college
students don’t protest enough anymore. However, they needed something to protest,
so they arbitrarily picked an easy target, a former Confederate war hero. They
picked an even easier action; simply removing someone’s name from a building.
We can all sleep soundly knowing that these altruistic individuals aim to protect
us from dangerous letters on a wall.

The actions of these students struck a nerve with the Sons of Confederate Veterans,
white supremacists, civil war historians and pretty much anyone who is generally
opposed to revisionist history.

Thus, the forces aligned around two bad choices, aimed on either rewriting
history by removing its references, or simply keeping the status quo. It’s the
American way – everything is black and white, and there are never more than
two choices. As often is the case, they’re both rotten.

Fear not. If you’ve been actively embroiled in this debate, I humbly suggest
new ways to vent your anger.

Practice your guitar. Even if you’re not a Recording Industry major, it never

Go for a run. Exercise is good, and when you’re done, you’ll be too out of
breath to scream. You’ll be healthy, and we won’t have to listen to you.

Write a grant proposal that aims to start a new history department at MTSU.

The new department would be called "The Center for Civil War Studies at
MTSU." You could get a big-name professor to teach about Nathan Bedford
Forrest, and learn actual facts, instead of spouting off on Facebook and signing
vaguely-worded petitions. You could turn this negative publicity into something
positive for MTSU.

Plant grass on the Keathley University Center Knoll. The bare spots are unsightly
and look very low-budget.

Read an actual history book, or better yet, two. It’s always great to be able
to correct your friends’ facts when you argue about Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Start or join a nonprofit organization to feed the estimated 10,000 homeless
people in Nashville, according to Nashville’s Homeless Coalition. These are
actual living people who don’t have a place to live, as opposed to Forrest,
who is neither living nor homeless.

If studying the racial divide is your thing, then go into the KUC Grill at
about noon on a weekday. You will notice that there are two distinctly different
areas in which white and black students tend to sit. There, people, is an actual
racial divide that you can witness, instead of a shadowy one invoked by a name
on a building.

You could also choose to protest the inordinately low graduation rate of MTSU
students overall. A good way to do this would be to stay home and study.

Take your dog for a walk. It’s getting close to exam week and Rover is probably
feeling neglected. If you don’t have a dog, take someone else’s dog for a walk.
No dog will ever turn down a good walk. Once again, you get exercise.

Basically, go do something other than whining about Forrest Hall.

You may say "But wait, you, too are writing about Forrest Hall."

Allow me to clarify. I am not wasting ink arguing whose name should be on the
building; rather, I am illustrating that the argument thereof is absurd. It
is intentionally divisive, and proposes no solutions past the removal of a building’s
name. Nothing says "progress" like the newly commissioned "Between
the KUC and Tucker Theater Hall."

Changing "Forrest" won’t make people intermingle in the KUC.

The path to long-term progress is not in hasty resolutions, half-baked protests,
or taking an eraser to buildings. The outside world will judge us by the way
we conduct our business here, now. We can chose, as an informed student body,
to cry over spilt milk, or to be a leader in the field of historical research
by fostering dialogue on this touchy subject.

Real dissent is much more difficult than just complaining en masse; it involves

Put some teeth in your protest and your money where your mouth is, or else
pipe down and stay out of the fight.

© 2006 MTSU Sidelines

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