Were Confederate soldiers terrorists?
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Yes, says Roland S. Martin, CNN Political Analyst and Resident Genius. Here’s why:
Osama bin Laden is a terrorist.
Osama says he’s angry US troops are occupying Muslim lands.
Confederate soldiers fought to repel US troops who’d invaded Southern lands.
Therefore, Confederate soldiers were terrorists. As Martin concludes, "Same language; same cause; same effect." End of discussion.
I swear I’m not making this up. See for yourself.
Yes, this is what passes for logic these days. Amazing.